This Is All Pointless

Thee puppy who likes to meow with unicorn powers and is wise like owl in addition to transforming in thy llama state.... FAT CATS GO MOWW... hoooo Ballet is lifeeeeee and, like, so is food

raptorific:

Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”

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highandfunctioning:

s-burb:

I WANNA BE A PRETTY GIRL WHO WEARS FLOWY DRESSES AND BOWS AND CUTE SHOES

BUT I ALSO WANNA BE A GUY WITH BUTTON UP SHIRTS AND FACIAL STUBBLE

BUT I ALSO WANT TO BE A PUNK GIRL WITH TEAL HAIR AND CROSS JUMPERS

BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WANT TO BE A GUY WITH BEANIES AND COMBAT BOOTS AND PIERCINGS

What if every single morning in your life you were put in front of a customize your character screen

(Source: glowfusion, via typically-unusual)

city-of-demise:

Not all Americans:

• are fat
• like McDonald’s
• like meat
• drink coffee

All Americans:

• PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR

• HAVE A PET EAGLE

(Source: hipsteryoghurt, via typically-unusual)

taint3ed:

taint3ed:

Okay real shit though. If your woman was pregnant. Would you shave her pussy since she can’t see over her belly before she gives birth if she asked?

Look at all these real ass men out here

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infiniteragequit:

For anyone who thinks michaels this big asshole macho guy

His wife kills the bugs while he screams and stands on the furniture

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